1 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:06,589 THE SIMPSONS 2 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,309 GARBAGE - REMOVE GARBAGE 3 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:36,161 {\an8}Welcome to the 38th year of the Awards from the Springfield Show. 4 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:37,871 {\an8}There are more stars here tonight 5 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:40,248 {\an8}than those you see in the sky, thanks to light pollution. 6 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:42,250 {\an8}Here comes admirable voluptuousness 7 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:45,128 {\an8}from the queen of cinema midnight, Booberella. 8 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,255 {\an8}The twins seem happy. 9 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,007 {\an8}What do we have here? 10 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:52,719 {\an8}Ventriloquist Arthur Crandall and his wooden companion, Gabbo. 11 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:54,804 Gabbo! Gabbo, over here! 12 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,556 Go to work, parasites. 13 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,144 {\an8}Now we move on to the final prize, 14 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:02,312 {\an8}"Artist of the Year." 15 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,856 {\an8}Such a prestigious award who just won 16 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:08,610 {\an8}the "Prize of the Year" award at the 2007 Prize Winners Awards. 17 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:10,945 {\an8}This year's nominees They are an eclectic group. 18 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,906 {\an8}This distinguished-looking gentleman 19 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:15,075 {\an8}he is a highly respected actor. 20 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:18,912 {\an8}It doesn't matter what he says or who you want to imitate. 21 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:21,664 {\an8}Indeed, there is only one person who matters. 22 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,125 {\an8}The recipient of this award. 23 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:25,794 {\an8}It's not me. 24 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:27,462 {\an8}I am just your humble narrator 25 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:30,381 {\an8}in this story of fame, betrayal and numismatics. 26 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,008 {\an8}But that will come later. 27 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,176 {\an8}It's not him either. 28 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,427 {\an8}Neither does he. 29 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:35,678 {\an8}Not even that ham. 30 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,765 {\an8}No, tonight is hers. 31 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:40,683 {\an8}This year's award goes to... 32 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:42,060 {\an8}Lisa Simpson. 33 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,273 Surprised? 34 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:48,858 Let me start at the beginning 35 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:52,153 and tell you a little about Lisa. 36 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:55,573 Actually, it's all about Lisa. 37 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:58,034 Krustylu Studios - TONIGHT KRUSTY'S 4000TH PROGRAM 38 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,246 Now, in honor from episode #4000 of Krusty, 39 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:03,706 Drew Carey. A round of applause for him. 40 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,876 {\an8}Thank you. 41 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,296 {\an8}Wow, 4000 episodes. 42 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,422 {\an8}It seems like yesterday 43 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:13,258 {\an8}that Krusty stole my first joke. 44 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,427 {\an8}Seriously, I remember looking at it as a child 45 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,638 {\an8}and I thought: "I could do that and I'm a kid." 46 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:22,725 {\an8}What I love about Krusty It's just that he's always excited. 47 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,395 {\an8}To know why, A urinalysis is needed. 48 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,272 {\an8}Urine! 49 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,440 {\an8}Seriously, do a urine test. 50 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:30,900 {\an8}He is a danger to the community. 51 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:34,821 {\an8}Now I leave you with a man whose humor will never lose relevance, 52 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:36,739 {\an8}because he never had it. 53 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:40,326 {\an8}Krusty the clown. 54 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:46,374 {\an8}Thank you. I didn't think it would come to make more than 400 episodes, 55 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:48,042 {\an8}for everything I drink and smoke 56 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,044 {\an8}and because I'm not very talented. 57 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:53,464 {\an8}It seems like it was yesterday we start the program 58 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,800 with the original krusqueteros. 59 00:02:57,927 --> 00:03:01,639 Who is your favorite clown The one who clowns and makes noise? 60 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,683 -K-R-U -S-T-Y 61 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:07,228 Don't get involved in me alone, damn prop monkeys! 62 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,027 And here they are today. 63 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,945 Come, krusqueteros. 64 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,281 I am Jesse. 65 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:24,495 C.J. 66 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,460 You owe me money, Krusty. 67 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,212 I went to jail for you, clown. 68 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:33,546 It was very hard. 69 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,714 Isn't it fabulous? 70 00:03:34,797 --> 00:03:37,050 They all came back to see me. 71 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:39,928 That's how it is. All except the successful ones. 72 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,721 Now guess what, kids. 73 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:45,391 The Krusty Show is looking to a new krusketer. 74 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,977 It could be any of you. 75 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,479 As long as they agree to sign 76 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,397 a personal service contract for 20 years 77 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,566 who gives me 99% of his income. 78 00:03:54,692 --> 00:03:56,361 I'm going to apply. 79 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:58,696 Me too. But I hope they choose you. 80 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,281 No, I hope they choose you. 81 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,408 I seriously hope they choose you. 82 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,494 Yes, I also hope they choose me. See you. 83 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:08,206 For a second, I wished they would choose me. 84 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:09,874 SCENARIO 1 85 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,341 KRUSTY THE CLOWN 86 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:21,094 A great man said: 87 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:24,722 "90% of success depends of punctuality". 88 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,224 Sorry for being four hours late. 89 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:28,851 Now let's choose a Krusketeer! 90 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,618 My first imitation is of... 91 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:48,830 A lantern fish. 92 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:57,088 Now I'm a Halloween pumpkin. 93 00:04:58,047 --> 00:04:59,215 E.T. 94 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,384 N.E.T. 95 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:03,636 Bravo, Bart! 96 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,972 My son is not useless! 97 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:07,682 Yes that's fine. 98 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,684 You're all awesome, kids. 99 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:12,854 I would love you all like krusqueteros, 100 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:15,189 but we only have money for one. 101 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:16,733 Besides, I'm not interested. 102 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,777 So after seriously evaluating his talents, 103 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,613 my new krusketer is... 104 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:23,865 What was your son's name? 105 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:25,366 Nelson Muntz. 106 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,535 Wilbur Mudd. 107 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:30,747 It's me. Take this. 108 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,001 I can't believe I lost. 109 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:39,797 It's not fair. Bart was great. 110 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,343 Krusty, you're making a big mistake. 111 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:44,677 by not hiring my brother. 112 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,095 Why don't you take them both? 113 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,347 It won't cost you anything. 114 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,848 You could say that Bart is an intern. 115 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,475 What's more, this internship thing 116 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:53,644 I could open the doors to a whole world of free work. 117 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,146 Did you know that Discovery Channel 118 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:57,315 Don't you have a single paid employee? 119 00:05:57,398 --> 00:06:00,234 Okay, girl, you convinced me. 120 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:01,819 Will he take Bart as a krusketer? 121 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:04,405 Not even dead. You will be my new intern. 122 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:05,907 I like your dynamism. 123 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:07,450 keep it up and bring me the clothes from the dry cleaners, 124 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,202 that is, a whiskey. 125 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:10,536 And bring me a whiskey, 126 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,413 that is, my bookmaker. 127 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,374 Also, bring my clothes from the dry cleaners. 128 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,876 -That...? But... -Blah, blah, blah. 129 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,002 Why are you just standing there? 130 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,546 I wish I would pay you, so I could discount it for you. 131 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,509 So Lisa didn't know, 132 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:28,137 but I had just set foot in the entertainment industry. 133 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:33,101 And it is an industry, as you will see in three seconds. 134 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:34,560 Two... One... 135 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,023 {\an8}Over the years, the entertainment industry welcomed 136 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:42,485 {\an8}to louts and saints, serious actors and harlequins, 137 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,153 the Abbots and the Costellos. 138 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,572 And they all had one thing in common: 139 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,908 an underpaid assistant. 140 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:50,159 Cancel my 1:00 appointment. 141 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,495 Pass the 2:00 to 1:00 and cancel it too. 142 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:53,996 Go to my jokes archive 143 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,748 and replaces all the "Sophia Loren" 144 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,166 by "Lindsay Lohan." 145 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,584 A global change? 146 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,253 Am I Al Gore? Do it and that's it. 147 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:08,511 What are you looking at? 148 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:11,013 I'm just trying to perfect my act. 149 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,849 And I don't do it? Are you implying that? 150 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,601 No. I think you are an excellent professional. 151 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,520 So now you judge me. 152 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,897 Let's see what you think of this. You're fired. 153 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:23,234 Good. my mom says that you are a selfish lover. 154 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:24,819 I know what I want and I get it. 155 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,407 I will destroy you in my memories! 156 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,451 Pay attention. You will write my memoirs. 157 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,369 I won't last long here. 158 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,996 Rejoice, little cadet. 159 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:37,290 You can succeed with Krusty. 160 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:40,293 I give you some advice. Always carry a cigarette, in case he asks. 161 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:41,878 Never look him in the eyes. 162 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:45,548 And if you mention Mitzi Gaynor, and will mention it, 163 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:48,885 act like you know who it is, for the love of God. 164 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:50,970 I have pastrami between my teeth, 165 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:52,930 and that is all of your problem. 166 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,182 Who has dental floss? 167 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:02,732 Here, Krusty. 168 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:08,070 Very good, girl. 169 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,572 You are the best thing that happened to him 170 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,032 to this industry since... 171 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:12,116 Mitzi Gaynor? 172 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,203 I was going to say "Korean animation low cost", but yes. 173 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:19,290 I can't believe that you work with Krusty, and I don't. 174 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:21,209 I know everything about that clown. 175 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:22,793 Favorite Blini: the blueberry one. 176 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:25,713 Favorite horse at Belmont 2004: Smarty Jones. 177 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:28,758 Krusty lost a lot and had to sell baby wipes in Norway. 178 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,009 {\an8}Of which I have a box. 179 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:36,224 Krusty... 180 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:39,018 Bart has woman problems. Go talk to him. 181 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,436 He has clown problems. 182 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,271 That is your responsibility. 183 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,441 I thought I was in charge of stories in bed and death of pets. 184 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,943 Yes, but we added clowns. 185 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,736 Alright. 186 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:50,738 But then you take care of piercing in the ears 187 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:52,698 -and "strange and new feelings." -Good. 188 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,952 Lisa has school, career, posture. 189 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,870 Why did he have to take Krusty from me? 190 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:01,165 Son, the healthiest thing is get rid of everything 191 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,209 whatever reminds you of Krusty, 192 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:05,294 which seems to be everything. 193 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,005 Maybe we should give it this room to Lisa. 194 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:09,882 Did you know it's working with Krusty? 195 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:13,344 This is my offer: 196 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:15,471 all these great products by Krusty 197 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,266 for that copy ofRadioactive Man vs. Mohamed Ali. 198 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:22,186 My counteroffer:Radioactive Man and the Kansas City Royals. 199 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:25,898 How about Radioactive Man vs. Restless Legs Syndrome? 200 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,317 Let's try another tactic. 201 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,194 {\an8}Are you interested in numismatics? 202 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,821 Me? No. 203 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,158 Wait. 204 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,578 I help you get started with these 25 cents from the bicentennial 205 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,288 and I give you my hair clip. 206 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:49,338 We keep the coins. 207 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:53,342 Excellent. 208 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,177 Everything is in its place, 209 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,471 nothing rotting inside nothing. 210 00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:00,099 {\an8}You put in alphabetical order my book collection. 211 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,311 {\an8}I've never had such a fabulous assistant. 212 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,606 I'm going to call you "Maravilla Goy." 213 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,399 Because I don't remember your name. 214 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,319 It's time to fill the coin album. 215 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,738 Specific currencies? 216 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,865 This hobby is stupid. 217 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,326 Son, all the hobbies They are stupid. 218 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:20,953 But if you persevere, maybe you will discover 219 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:24,206 that you managed to lose very valuable time. 220 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,126 Wow, I never thought of it like that. 221 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:28,878 Do you want to collect coins with your dad? 222 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,379 Of course! 223 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,631 Let's go to your mother's bag. 224 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:39,221 TAKE A COIN - LEAVE A COIN 225 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,436 TOLL 226 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,155 WISHING WELL THE LUCK OF THE IRISH 227 00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,492 What are they doing here? It's my well! 228 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,827 They take the coins from my well... 229 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,288 Yes? What do you think of these apples? 230 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,333 They won't be able to with me. 231 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,336 Don't put that on that! 232 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:11,837 I'll never be able to go out! 233 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:15,800 We put the confederate of 1863 five cents 234 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:18,469 and we have a full album. 235 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:21,180 It's the first book I've finished reading. 236 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,807 or where I put things. 237 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,433 That...? We were missing one! 238 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,976 ONE CENT - THE LINCOLN WHO KISS 1917 239 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,396 "The penny coin double die, 240 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:31,565 "or 'Lincoln who kiss', was wrongly coined 241 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,484 "in December 1917, 242 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,361 "when the fleeting glimpse of a female ankle 243 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,071 "caused three days of riots 244 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,531 "at the Philadelphia Mint." 245 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,116 The one on the left seems passionate, 246 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,993 but the one on the right He's just experimenting. 247 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:45,121 Son, let's go get that coin. 248 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,417 Here I am walking the plank. 249 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,670 I hope this cruel pirate He won't stab me with his sword! 250 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:55,131 -And the monkey? -Mr. Teeny is not here. 251 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,549 It was delayed by traffic. 252 00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:59,385 What I do? I can't save myself pure improvisation. 253 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,430 Heavens. 254 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:05,141 Ho, ho, ho And a bottle of fun 255 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:08,269 -What are you doing, girl? -My job. I help him shine. 256 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,353 Yes of course. 257 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:12,481 What's your name, mate? 258 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,234 One-eyed Siphon! 259 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,487 Oh! 260 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:28,372 Laughter covered her like a wave 261 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,625 and wrapped it in its intoxicating embrace. 262 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:35,171 The next week, Krusty he left for his retirement in Lake Tahoe 263 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,423 to snore and relax. 264 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:40,092 But I was going to receive the unexpected visit 265 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,094 of two other Rs, 266 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,180 Ron Rabinowitz. 267 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:47,057 Krusty, 45 years ago that I represent you. 268 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,894 I warn you to take care of yourself of that Lisa Simpson. 269 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:52,021 He savored the charm of laughter 270 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,648 and it will saw the floor to a certain clown to get it. 271 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,109 What clown? Giggles? To Professor Dumb? 272 00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:58,611 No, to you! 273 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:01,155 The Chinese clown No Ati? 274 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,409 Great, Krusty. 275 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,703 But seriously, You are in real danger. 276 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,790 Yeah? What are you taking about? 277 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,293 If there was a trial for the chain, 278 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,128 I would have received a message from me... 279 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,798 Assistant! 280 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:20,674 Where is? 281 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,343 I don't know. It seems he forgot. 282 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,929 But last week, The public seemed happy with me. 283 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:26,847 You replaced Mr. Teeny. 284 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,516 Would you like to replace Krusty? 285 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:31,977 It's one thing to replace a monkey. 286 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,813 But to a comedy legend? 287 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,231 I wouldn't dare. 288 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,233 I respect it. Cancel the test. 289 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,400 Alright. I'll do the monologue. 290 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,613 Good evening, Mr. Krusty. Excellent program... 291 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:45,282 Excuse me, I can't pretend what do I care! 292 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,998 The wait is over, the star has arrived! 293 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,376 We are working! 294 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,420 Then the centipede says, "I'm coming! 295 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,506 "I'm putting on my shoes!" 296 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:05,302 That's comedy well performed! 297 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,263 Oh my god. 298 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,431 Everything you said came true, Ron. 299 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:10,766 Ron? 300 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,351 So go to the agency tomorrow, 301 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,436 and I'll introduce you to the whole team, okay? 302 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,771 Do you like egg white omelet? 303 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,606 I'll have one prepared for you. You are a good girl. 304 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,902 An eight-year-old girl replaced me. 305 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,195 I can imitate her! 306 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,406 The, the, the, the 307 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:26,866 I am eight years old. 308 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,751 Krusty, you learned that fame, that inconstant beauty, 309 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,712 can abandon you when you need it most. 310 00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:42,590 Lisa also had a lesson to learn. 311 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,550 A lesson about... You, over there! 312 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,719 -Finish it! -Sorry. 313 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,223 THE LISA SHOW 314 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,143 Thanks, friends. They are a fabulous audience. 315 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,397 I'm going to keep this forever! 316 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:02,359 All of Springfield fell into submission at Lisa's feet. 317 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,320 Here it comes. Quick. 318 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,947 Let's move on from the internal monologue to external dialogue! 319 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,909 Shall we go to the pantry to celebrate your success? 320 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,745 Yes, of course, Mel. let me say hello again to my admirers. 321 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,015 While Lisa was getting rained the applause, 322 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,517 poor Krusty was dying of thirst. 323 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,686 It's 3:32 a.m. m., 324 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,688 So it's time to... 325 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,775 The last breath, with Krusty the clown! 326 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,654 {\an8}Sponsored by Dormitol, Duérmalos 327 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,530 {\an8}and Duérmalos Pediatric, for children. 328 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:52,201 Today's guest is the local bully, Jimbo Jones? 329 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,499 I have never fallen so low 330 00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,918 and that which I once kissed to an inflatable doll. 331 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,762 Now do you regret Have you broken up with me, Cindy? 332 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,890 One of these has to be that of the Lincolns who kiss. 333 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,017 No. No. Ten cents. One button. 334 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,435 -A slice of pepperoni. -Wait! 335 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,897 A Pizza Hut classic from 1978! 336 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,568 Disgusting. 337 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,445 No. No. No. 338 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,615 Son, numismatics is like life. 339 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,952 It stopped being fun a long time ago. 340 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,830 But unlike life, For this I have a solution. 341 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,164 {\an8}GAVELBY'S AUCTIONS 342 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,458 At one, at two, 343 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,252 sold to Mr. Burns! 344 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,795 I won all the coins. 345 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,256 But I feel strangely empty. 346 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,341 There is another currency. That should be enough. 347 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,552 The last auction item It's a 1917 cent, 348 00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:54,096 "Lincoln who kiss" in excellent condition. 349 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,472 Boy, the time has come. 350 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,557 Five dollars! 351 00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:00,394 -$500. -Five dollars in cash! 352 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:03,647 {\an8}Lord, the promise of cash It does not represent an incentive. 353 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,607 {\an8}The current offer is $500. 354 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,651 {\an8}Does anyone offer more? At one, 355 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,236 -at two... -Dad? 356 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,113 -$501! -$10 million. 357 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,448 Objection, Your Honor. 358 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,615 Gentleman, I am not a judge. 359 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,034 But there is no room. 360 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,244 Sold to Mr. Burns for $10 million! 361 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,626 I paid a lot for this measly penny, 362 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,878 but it was worth it. 363 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,674 Mr. Burns, my son and I We started collecting coins. 364 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,469 And it really was something that brought us closer together. 365 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,304 The penny you bought tonight 366 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,431 It means a lot to him. 367 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,058 Yes, but the problem is that, 368 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,643 If you had it, I wouldn't have it. 369 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:42,853 You will understand the dilemma. 370 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,064 Yes. 371 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:48,484 I know. At least, Help me buy him a candy. 372 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,235 Do you have change for five cents? 373 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,361 Of course. 374 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,822 Smithers, start! 375 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,909 I gave him only four cents for that fiver. 376 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,410 Monty Burns won a... 377 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,748 {\an8}Done. 378 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,416 Now let's put it on a shelf 379 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,959 and let's never look at it again. 380 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,045 Of course, boy. 381 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,674 Thus, united by love and theft, 382 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,760 father and son got dressed, 383 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,970 they had a small altercation... 384 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,597 Small... 385 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,599 ...they made peace... 386 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,269 Sorry, dad. 387 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,687 ...and they went to the center, 388 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:30,818 {\an8}where they saw with pride Lisa's award ceremony. 389 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,570 {\an8}ARTIST OF THE YEAR 390 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,701 {\an8}Lisa, before leaving this venerable hall 391 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,121 {\an8}and throw yourself into the arms of your fervent admirers, 392 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,705 {\an8}Can you allow me a moment? 393 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,833 {\an8}The truth is that I owe you everything. 394 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:46,959 {\an8}Be brief. 395 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,544 Here are your fellow winners 396 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,921 of the Artist of the Year Award. 397 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,257 I don't recognize any of them. 398 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,134 Why should you recognize them? 399 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,845 He works nights on Broadway, 400 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,430 selling combs and mints in the men's bathroom. 401 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:03,225 They fired her for an unhappy essay 402 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,602 from Homeboys In Outer Space. 403 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,855 This may be the saddest case. 404 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:11,108 He honored with his presence theaters from London to Los Angeles. 405 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,902 When I played Biff, in Death of a Salesman, 406 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,904 all the women in the audience 407 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,614 They wanted to be Hap. 408 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:21,994 but that was before he "accepted the bone." 409 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,622 Melvin Van Horne. 410 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,877 Mel from Sideshow? It's you! 411 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,795 How could this happen to you, 412 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,797 to all these wonderful artists? 413 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,008 The applause is addictive, 414 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:39,344 like heroin or check email. 415 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,637 Once you try it, 416 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,056 you become insatiable. 417 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,142 Don't end up like these people. 418 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:47,144 Don't end up like... 419 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,646 I. 420 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,525 I must escape before it's too late. 421 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,776 Thanks, Mel. 422 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,029 Wait! 423 00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,448 I forgot to thank someone, 424 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,782 and he is here tonight. 425 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,160 Krusty, could you come on stage? 426 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,244 What do you want? 427 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,747 You already took away everything that matters to me. 428 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,708 Oh really? What else is new? 429 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,461 This: I don't give a damn. 430 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,296 I try to give it footing. 431 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,048 Honey? Am I a bee? 432 00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,552 Clear. They know what honey is like. 433 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,472 -Bees make it, it's sweet. -Here comes the joke. 434 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,559 Speaking of mawkish things, My girlfriend has me fed up. 435 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,561 He crashed his car into mine and said: 436 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,730 "Look, honey, we have a hybrid." 437 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,150 Prompt. 438 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,820 By letting go of everything, 439 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:42,074 she managed to keep the only thing that mattered: 440 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,408 his dignity. 441 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,537 My God, how I envy her. 442 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,833 I think I fell in love! 443 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,001 Krusty, please. 444 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,504 My wife is giving birth right now! 445 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,422 Four more shots. Come on. 446 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,467 No! 447 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,094 Krusty, have mercy. 448 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,435 Translated by: Sandra Larroza